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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1记得小时候,那是一个寒冷的冬天!

有次和姐姐吵的很厉害,几天不说话,晚上睡觉都暗地使劲扯被子,谁也不让谁!

半夜迷迷糊糊感觉到姐姐在给掖盖被子,摸摸我的额头,然后把我头盖上:死丫头,真倔!

顿时感动地我眼泪就出来了… 如果她不放那个屁,我会感动一辈子!

2我的前女友给我发短信,把我高兴坏了,赶紧打开看,她说:“把我的号码从你通讯录里删掉吧,以后咱们再也不要相互联系了。”我眼泪涮的掉下来了,给她回了句:“你是那位?”然后我删掉了那个倒背如流的号码!

3有人发帖子问:喜欢上一个银行柜台MM,有啥好办法追求吗? 网友回复:去存钱,然后存折不拿,她会叫住你...银行妹:嗨,你的存折!我回眸一笑:是你的存折 !

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