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[短篇] 笑话三则

1 学校门口有两个水果摊，一女生在A摊买香蕉，挑的时候不停用手捏香蕉，估计是看熟不熟。这时B摊的小贩说：同学，到我这边买，我这边
  的香蕉硬...
2 女甲：你们做公关这一行的，待遇怎么样？女乙：月薪三万。女甲：哇，真不错！税前还是税后？女乙：睡后。　　
3 跟男友逛街看女装,我问他"这个品牌是不是日本风格十足？"他回答:"这个我完全不懂啊，我见过的日本女人都不穿衣服。"　
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