老外上中文课的笔记,彻底把我雷倒了~~~
老外上中文课的笔记
Dear Tim,
shall by too dull doll by too jack won,
dolphin long can Jim shall by too low,
shall by too when dull low, doll car low,
dolphin long doll Ham Eason
“more power!”
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中文原文:
第二题
小白兔到大白兔家玩，
大灰狼看见小白兔了，
小白兔闻到了，逃开了，
大灰狼大喊一声
“莫跑！”
前台小姐雷人的中式英语
前台小姐： “Hello.”
美国人： “Hi.”
前台小姐： “You have what thing？”
美国人： “Can you speak english？”
前台小姐： “If i not speak english， I am speaking what？”
美国人： “Can anybody else speak english？”
前台小姐： “You yourself look. all people are playing， no people have time， you can
wait， you wait， you not wait， you go！”
美国人： “Good heavens. Anybody here can speak english？”
前台小姐： “Shout what shout， quiet a little， you on earth have what thing?”
美国人： “I want to speak to your head.”
前台小姐： “Head not zai. You tomorrow come！”
美国人吐血 “。。。”
