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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1，猎人打猎，看树上有两只鸟，举枪打下一只，发现是只没毛的，正纳闷，另一只鸟飞下来大骂猎人：他妈的，老子刚哄她把衣服脱光，你就把她打下来了。。。   
2.农夫要杀公鸡却逮不着，于是抓起母鸡对公鸡说：再不下来让你当光棍儿！公鸡：**以为我傻呀，我下去她就成寡妇了。。。   
3.餐厅苍蝇对厕所苍蝇说：你整天追腥逐臭，我整天吃香喝辣，过来吧！
厕所苍蝇：道不同不相为谋，吃再好有啥用，光屁屁美女你见过几个？？？

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