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azou 发表于 2023-12-16 15:15 只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则笑话三则 1. 霸王龙可以用舌头舔到自己的手肘。 2.由于殡葬师通常会将死者的下颚缝合，所以僵尸实际上并不能咬人。 3.人类在明知自己处于完全安全的环境里时，仍然会被虚构的恐怖内容吓得半死。
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