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[短篇] 笑话三则

1 当我对抗生活时，生活说:“胆子不小啊！”然后把我按在地上疯狂摩擦。
2 两老汉聊天，一老汉说:“我儿子出息了，在大公司当经理，年薪20万，你儿子呢？”
  另一个说:“不知道，听说谁找到他会奖励100万。”
3 我问女朋友:“世上优秀的男生那么多，为什么偏偏选择了我？”女朋友说:“因为优秀
  的男生都瞧不上我！”
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