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[短篇] 笑话三则

1. 为什么手机喜欢和电脑一起玩？因为它们都觉得联络良好。

2. 为什么蜜蜂在下雨天不出去采蜜？因为它们怕蜜成蜜酱！

3. 为什么猫喜欢偷东西？因为它们认为“抓贼抓赃”是它们的本能！
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