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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.老板带我们去吃饭,点了梭子蟹,本来服务员要放我面前,
  我疯狂摆手说这个太腥了,让放对面去,于是放在了老板面前。

2.老板和我们聚会吃饭,我不胜酒力,偷偷往桌下倒酒,
  倒老板脚上了。

3.老板请我们吃火锅,我特意给老板倒水,
  倒到第4杯时服务员制止了我,说我倒的是老汤不是花果茶。

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