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[短篇] 冷但是好笑的笑话四则

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冷但是好笑的笑话四则

当鲸鱼断气以后,庞大的尸体会慢慢地沉入几千米的深海,在营养成分稀少的深海里,尸体创造出一套可以维持几十年甚至上百年的生态系统,成为孤独海洋里最温暖的绿洲。这个悲壮的过程叫做“鲸落”(Whale Fall)  鲨鱼在死亡后也有类似的过程,被称为“鲨掉”(Shark Drop)。如果鲨鱼很大只,就叫“大鲨掉”。

有一天,有一根火柴棒在路上走,它心情很好,于是就唱起歌来:“火柴棒火柴棒火柴棒~~~”,这时候它路过一条河,河听到它唱就很不爽,所以就用水浇灭了火柴棒说:“哼!水才棒!”

无聊的时候让Siri给我讲了个笑话
Siri 跟我说:“你知道为什么超人要穿紧身衣吗?”
“因为救人要紧......”

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  • lyp1987 金币 -2 笑话无序号 2019-7-30 14:11

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